I'm becoming an old lady

  • Jul. 13th, 2009 at 2:00 AM
Reason #5 that proves I'm becoming an old lady sooner than I should be: I wore a girdle today.

reason #6: it was a birthday present

reasons #7 and #8: i enjoyed it and would wear it everyday if i could

don't blink yet, I'm almost 26. You may miss it.

I'm itching too much to feel depressed. Yet.

My week = work/birthday/off/work/manson. Just add water.

that scene from E.T.

  • Jul. 11th, 2009 at 11:31 PM

wigs, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

My video game store is located conveniently adjacent to a wig store. The Asian lady who works there is always sitting inside so still and reminds us of that scene from E.T. where he's dressed like a woman and is blending in with all the dolls and stuffed animals. Anyway. On my way home today, I walked by and saw someone left an anonymous note and it made me giggle. I'm mostly pleased that the note-leaver spelled everything correctly (it's usually the opposite).

brown hair

  • Jul. 11th, 2009 at 11:26 PM

brownhair, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

I've got brown hair now. And a cellphone. Which was used to take this pic.

GBASP

  • Jul. 5th, 2009 at 9:06 PM

GBASP, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

My DSi can take pictures, like this one, but she can't play Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for the GBA. I've never been so attracted to a d-pad before. She's in such good condition.

brain age: trogdor edition

  • Jul. 5th, 2009 at 9:02 PM

brain age: trogdor edition, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

Key points:

-S
-other S
-consummate V's
-Beefy arms

beehive from side

  • Jul. 5th, 2009 at 8:41 PM

beehive from side, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

The hairstyle was much easier to do and more comfortable than I could have imagined. I watched a bunch of videos on youtube last night for tips and ideas. I'm pretty pleased with how well it came out.

behive from back

  • Jul. 5th, 2009 at 8:39 PM

behive from back, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

The beehive was quick and easy. I didn't spend much time on the back (just pinned it up and sprayed it and put a silly bow in).

beehive and shirt

  • Jul. 5th, 2009 at 8:37 PM

beehive and shirt, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

I actually didn't wear my vintage/nerd glasses today. They were a bit over the top. Especially with this hair and pleather pants. Understandable, right? Those are my mister rogers posters if you've never seen them.

beatlemania

  • Jul. 5th, 2009 at 8:33 PM

beatlemania, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

Worked 9 hours. I've been doing more of a hippy/bohemian look lately for the Beatles rockband promotion lately but switched it up today. I opted for an earlier Beatles theme; think British invasion slash Beatlemania. Bought this shirt at Sears for super cheap, photoshopped two pics together, slapped it on with an iron, wiggled into some pleather pants and backcombed my way into a beehive.

rainbow ribbon

  • Jul. 4th, 2009 at 11:09 PM

fireworks, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

This one makes me think of rainbow ribbon cables/candy.

from my roof

  • Jul. 4th, 2009 at 11:08 PM

fireworks, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

Spent my fourth working til sundown. Watched fireworks from my roof and ate hotdogs.

I had a heck of a time figuring out my new camera so my fireworks pictures aren't as cool as they have been in past years with crappier cameras. Oh well.

panda robot

  • Jul. 4th, 2009 at 12:13 AM
Oh and did I mention that I bought the complete series of All-American Girl at the dollar store?! I think I'm the only person that loved/remotely liked that show. it totally made my day. The other day. Also bought some weird Japanese panda robot cartoon DVD. We'll see how that goes.

similar and unrelated

  • Jul. 4th, 2009 at 12:02 AM

heather, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

Glasses + shirt = hottest Grandpa ever. I'm your favorite Heather and you know it. On a similar and unrelated note, I'm gonna start taking pictures more often with my DSi.

shirt

  • Jul. 3rd, 2009 at 11:59 PM

shirt, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

We're promoting RockBand Beatles at work. So. I made this awesome shirt. I could survive on a deserted island with google images a printer and iron on paper. No doubt.

fake glasses

  • Jul. 3rd, 2009 at 11:56 PM

fake glasses, originally uploaded by ceck0face.

I bought these fake glasses at Urban outfitters last week. 18 dollars closer to being even more of a nerd than you.

robot

  • Jul. 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Heather says:
helo robot
Clara says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.entercamzone.com/alina2
Heather says:
still?

I know it is you babe

  • Jul. 3rd, 2009 at 12:29 AM
Someone added me on msn today.

Don't include information like passwords or credit card numbers in an instant message.

Heather says:
who is this?
Clara says:
hi how are you today? (this happened INSTANTLY after I typed)
Heather says:
oh you're a bot?
Clara says:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Heather says:
go die
Clara says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Heather says:
what do robot boobs look like?
Clara says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Heather says:
robot promises?
Clara says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.entercamzone.com/alina2 fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Heather says:
robot
Clara says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Heather says:
poop
Clara says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Heather says:
can i have a free drink? too?
Clara says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.entercamzone.com/alina2
Heather says:
you are a smart robot.
helooooo robot?

diarrhea from a red robin

  • Jul. 2nd, 2009 at 12:19 AM
Going strong since 730am.

dentist/work/fun. the end.

Got diarrhea from a red robin but bought an activision shirt, so it's a wash. His statue was standing next to me the whole time I ate and I felt like tourettes guy with the giant blue m&m.

July came late this year

  • Jul. 1st, 2009 at 3:52 AM
Can't sleep. Tried to log into talkcity for the first time in 10 yrs. Can't remember what the hell my name was when I was 16. If anyone knows, hip me. I doubt it would still work.

I was on talkcity and everyone from my past EVERYONE (classmates, exes, old friends, enemies, frienemies, past crushes, past creepers, younameit) was there. They were all talking about me and when I came into the chatroom, they stopped and wished me a happy birthday. I could still see all their previous comments but it wasn't anything I haven't heard already. I know how it feels to be liked, but I'm more familiar with being disliked. They were file-sharing naked pictures of me, but I didn't say anything. I was more embarrassed that I had forgotten my own birthday. I typed 'brb' and then turned off my computer (which was my Tandy 1000 from my childhood, btw). Then I got a call from my dead cousin on a cellphone of all things (because I haven't owned one in months) and he extends the same birthday greeting and notes that I outgrew him since he died in his early 20s and here I am pushing 30. We get in a small fight and I hang up on him and leave my house. Outside there are fireworks, not because it's my birthday but because the fourth of July came late this year to due economic conditions. I only know this because I asked a neighbor in the street what was going on. I'm leaving to go to work incredibly late in the evening and get there when the gate is already closed. I see a small child walking by himself alone in the mall and he stops to tell me happy Independence day. I give him two stink eyes and say, "It's actually my birthday, thanks." I go back outside and someone has actually stolen my car (a lifelong dream of sorts). I decide to walk home despite the fact that it's a good 11 miles. I fall asleep with my shoes on singing happy birthday to myself in bed, in the dark. I wake up and realize I have just had the most depressing dream, ever.